They said he’d never find love with a mannequin. They weren’t entirely wrong.

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We can only hope he looks back on this photo with embarrassment and not pride.

Her hair. Her dress. There’s just something not right here.

An entire picture’s worth of awkward 80s style.

Her mother told her not to wear a deflated innertube around her waist. But she would have none of it.

And the best hair award goes to the guy in the middle.

The all-white tux. Bold choice, sir. Bold choice. The lone fica plant trembles.

I shall call it “Ruffled Rhapsody in Blue”. Yes, that’s a fine name.